{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 82, "advice": "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 124, "advice": "Do not check work email on your days off."}}
{"fact":"In contrast to dogs, cats have not undergone major changes during their domestication process.","length":94}
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Michael Locher, also known as Vorphalack or simply Vorph, is a Swiss musician