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{"type":"general","setup":"What's orange and sounds like a parrot?","punchline":"A Carrot.","id":267}
{"fact":"A cat uses its whiskers for measuring distances. The whiskers of a cat are capable of registering very small changes in air pressure.","length":134}
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{"slip": { "id": 54, "advice": "The more ideas that you give away, the more ideas that will come to you."}}
{"fact":"The ancestor of all domestic cats is the African Wild Cat which still exists today.","length":83}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why do bees hum?","punchline":"Because they don't know the words.","id":343}
{"type":"general","setup":"What is a tornado's favorite game to play?","punchline":"Twister!","id":240}
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